I’m in serious fucking trouble.
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
vanillish: i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours
p1ssblog: I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
sawsbuckcoffee: pussy be bald like
roughrimjob: fingerin yo gurl like
roughrimjob: beggin for the d like
amoying: imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.