May 2013
I’m in serious fucking trouble.
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
thorhead:
thorhead:
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
I can see them
I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
they are really bad singers and
I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
5 tags
vanillish:
i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours
p1ssblog:
I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
sawsbuckcoffee:
pussy be bald like
roughrimjob:
fingerin yo gurl like
roughrimjob:
beggin for the d like
amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.